NaNoWriMo

Stands for "National
Novel Writer's Month", it goes
All through November

Sixty thousand words
It's a little daunting, but
I think I'll manage!

Here you go...

I made a haiku
There, are you satisfied? I
Need more syllables

Truth is, I'm never
Going to catch up, so I'll
Just start fresh from here

It's almost Hallow's
Eve! I'm gonna get all high
On candy! Yippee!

More randomness, yay!

Get ready for more
Really weird wordy haikus!
Aren't they awesome?

Kaleidoscopic
Conceptualization
Accumulation

Hippopotamus
Manuverability
Undeniable

Um...

It's 6 A.M. here
So these next few haikus might
Be a little strange

Don't read past here if
You don't want to suddenly
Not know what things mean

Xenophobic
Autobiographical
Refrigerator


Snuffleupagus
Megalomaniacal
Geometrical

Kites/Glaciers/Green Roof/Fishing

I love flying kites
You can just forget all your
Worries and troubles

This is going to sound
Dumb but I didn't know they were
Still around! Really!

When I grow up, my
House will have a green roof, and
Wind and sun powered

You know what I caught?
The same dumb Lynn Cod over
Over again!

I'm getting BORED with writing haikus!!!

((WARNING: The following post is very rant-y. Proceed with caution.))

Well, you would too if
You had to write them every
Wouldn't you? *sigh*

I suppose I have
To finish what I started
Or it'll kill me.

But gosh, I just can't
Think of enough things to fill
The rest of the year.

I should probably
End this post now, otherwise
It will be too long...

Charlie the Unicorn/Going to Oregon!/Binary Code Haiku

Two dumb unicorns,
One pink, one purple, and there's
Charlie the "bummer"

We'er going on a plane
And then driving all over
The place! It'll rock!

one zero one one
zero zero zero one
one one zero one

(^ Binary code is made of 0's and 1's strung together. It's a complicated computer code, I won't pretend to understand it. >.<)

Waffles/Pancakes/French Toast

Do ya like waffle?
Yeah we like waffles! Then stuff
Some in your mouth! Squee!

Do ya like pancakes?
Yeah we like pancakes! Then stuff
Some in your mouth! Yay!

Do ya like French Toast?
Yeah we like French Toast! (do you
See a pattern yet? ^^)

Nightmares/Pointless 2.0/Books

Why do we have to
Have them if they're nothing but
Terrifying things?

Flargin blargin flooor
Gersprech nargoola flerga
This be "Pointless 2"

Ah, my best and only friends
They tell me stories of lost
Love and adventure...

Crunchie/Dolphins/Time, Space, Anti-Matter

Mmm! It's so good with
A honey-combed center and
It's chocolate-coated!

Leaping through the air
With such grace, it's amazing
That they don't have wings!

Three pokemon rule
The three dimensions of time,
Space, and dark matter

Papa's Back!/Sammy's going to be upset.../Bracelets

Yay! Papa is back
From London! I haven't seen
Him for a whole month!

Well, now we're all back
But we're all leaving in a
Week, so he'll be mad!

Maman bought me thread
And an iTouch app on how
To make bracelets. Cool!

Dr. Seuss/Buckeye ice cream/Depressed whales

I love all of his
Book, they have a wonder
Sense of fantasy

It's vanilla with
Peanut-butter filled chocolates
And, I think, some fudge

Luca showed me this
Video on YouTube called
"Depressed Whales". Fun!

YouTube/Computers/Mythbusters

A place to share all
Sorts of things, from Lego to
Unicorn Charlie

I love what people
Can do to make these things more
Advanced and bigger!

I just love Adam,
Jamie, Tori, Kari, and
Grant and what they do!

More Camp News/Harry Potter/Skittles

Another thing we
Did at camp was hike a lot
Which was confusing

I though it was an
An oceanography camp, not
A "crazy hike" camp!?

Right now we're watching
"The Goblet of Fire" on
The Xbox. It's cool

"Taste the Rainbow." Or
If you're allergic to them
"DON'T Taste the Rainbow."

Hey!

Hi everyone! I'm
Back from camp and Canada
I missed all of you!

Camp was pretty fun
There was a computer, but
It was limited

Then in Canada
I kept forgetting or there
Was no Internet

Phew! Do you know how
Many haikus I have to
Make up? Twenty-two!

Summer Camp/Annoying Brothers/Marshmallows

I'll be gone for two
weeks in Maine, so that's why you
Won't hear from me then

Luca always wants
What he can't have and always
Is distracted. Argh!!!

I love marshmallows
So soft and squishy and they
Taste good roasted too!

Alice in Wonderland/Orange

I always think in
A British accent when I watch
This awesome movie

Did you know
That nothing rhymes with orange
Or purple? Strange, huh?

Father's Day

Happy Father's Day
Papa! I hope you have a
Good day tomorrow!

Party/Last Day of School!!

Today I'm hosting
An end-of-the-year party
For my little group

I can't Believe it!
Today is my last day of
Being in 6th grade!!!

Combing/Big Crawfish

Yanking on my hair
Why does something meant to help
Actually hurts?

Ohmigosh, it was 
The size of, like, a lobster
With giant pincers!!

Sugar Pie/Ninja Cats

It's basically just
Sugar, maple syrup, and
Butter in a crust!


These stealthy creatures
Move without you seeing them
Then, they strike at you!

Oceans/Sea Turtles/The Hare and the Tortoise

Sometimes calm, sometimes
Raging fury and sometimes
Difficult to read

Gracefully dipping
Through the water, they do
Underwater dance

"Slow and steady wins
the race"? Yeah, right. Not in this
present it applies!

What I like

Puppies and kittens
And guppies and mittens and
Snowy Christmases

Bad Back

My dad's aching back
Hurts so much, yet he's doing 
Ab crunches right now!!!

Pollutants/Skydiving on the Wii/Blue Jays

It's depressing to
See what the human race has
Done to planet Earth

Someday I will go
Skydiving in real life
Not just on the Wii

Does anyone who
Reads my blog know what blue jays
Maily eat? Fruits? Meat?

((Explanation: My mom saw a blue jay pecking at a roadkilled-squirrel. We're wondering if that's normal or if it was just a freak. many thanks and cookies!))

Lemon Sticks/Fireflies/Halfway there!

Basically just a
Candy straw stuck into a
Partly cut lemon

Well, I guess it's that
Time again when the lightning
Bugs come out to dance!

According to my
Mom, six months into
My haiku notebook!

Lollipops/Happy Birthday

Sweeter than candy
On a stick! Huckleberry
Cherry or li-hime

If you had a chance
He'd be your pick, but lolli-
Pop is Mi-i-ine!

Hope you had a great
And wonderful birthday yes-
Terday Maman! *hug*

Anger

Seeping through your veins
Boiling your blood and making
You want to fight back

Attention Musers!/Oil Spills

Calling all Musers!
Do any of you go to
Valley Forge Middle?

((I keep seeing people that remind me of Musebloggers...anyways, just wondering so I can settle my brain!))

They ruin pretty
Much everything, notable
The most recent one

Storms/Notebooks

Grey clouds gathering
Overhead with lightning and
Thunder, which scares me

Things can come alive
When you just write them down in
Your trusty notebook

Panthers/Pollutants

My USB key
Is in the shape of one of
These beautiful cats

It's so depressing
To see tires and other
Junk in our rivers

Wii/Monkeys

Isn't it such a
Silly-sounding name when you
Think hard about it?


I like the cute ones
You find on T-shrirts with the
Giant heads and ears

Clouds/Kittens and Puppies

Moving through the sky
I wonder where they go when
They vanish from sight


Rolling around in
A giant flower meadow
The perfect image

Muse Mag

The cool magazine
To go along with the cool
Web blog called Museblog

Tintin

It's too bad it was
Discontinued because the
Author is dead now

Chowder

A super random
Show about super random 
Things like slomatoes

Pointless

We can go on fight-
Ing wars, but if nature twitch-
Es, we'll be wiped out

Pretzels

Twisty shapes of dough
With salt or cinnamon on
The fried top of it

Concert/Pencils

Yesterday was my
Concert. It was so stressful
And went very late

Little pieces of
Graphite surrounded by wood
Who woulda thunk it?

Destroyed in Seconds

All this footage of
Things getting demolished and
DESTROYED IN SECONDS!!!!!!

The ocean

Have you ever felt
The motion of the ocean
When you're at the beach?

Fossils/Running

The skull of just one
Animal, pulled from the ground,
Can tell us a lot

Don't stop, keep going
Have to run until you can't
Run any longer

Extinct Animals

It's so sad how some
Species can be here one day
And then gone the next

Snakes/Art

They wait in the grass
Preying on a quivering
Mouse, it makes no sound

It seems like almost
Anything passes for art
These days. What the heck!?

How It's Made/Phoebe Prince

A cool show about
How things are made, from semi-
Conductors to cups

Such a sad story
About what bullying can
Do to a person

Punchbuggys!

Punchbuggy yellow
No punchbacks! (It's when you spot
A Volkswagon Bug!)

Traffic

We were dead-locked in
Traffic for almost a whole
Hour! What the *bleep*!!!

Dark Chocolate Bunny!!!

I am having the
Rest of my chocolate bunny
From Easter right now!!

Gardening

Today in Builder's
Club we weeded part of a
Not-so-large garden

Hormones

Ugh, its the one part
That tweens like me can really
Get along without

Getting Warmer--not!/Clue

We have only had
Rain for the past two days. What
Happened to springtime?


The game of Clue is
Part elimination, part
Guessing. It's so fun!

The Beginning

"I am." That was the
First thought. "Am I?" That was the
Second thought. It began...

Stinkbugs

They aren't that fast
And they're not that smart or strong
So why are they here?

Green Eggs and Ham!

I will not eat them
With a fox, I will not eat
Them in a box! I


Will not eat them here
Or there, I will not eat them
Anywhere! I will


Not eat them, Sam I
Am! I will not eat green eggs
And ham! By Dr. Seuss

Okay, I know technically that last line is 6, but bear with me here. Dr., in that haiku, is 1 syllable.

iPods

I slip the headphones
Into my ears and turn it
On, instantly calmed

I'm back!

New York was so
Fun! We went to all sorts of
Really cool places!


Since you can only fit so much in a haiku, I'll explain here. We went to the MoMA and saw a Tim Burton exhibit that was cool but disturbing, saw the Flatiron building, went to a cool bookstore, saw some neat toy soldier display, saw a merchant house, went to the Nintendo store where i got a stuffed Eevee, and FAO Shwartz. :D :D :D

Going to New York

We won't have Inter-
Net access there, so I won't
Be able to post

24

Oh my God, I don't
Ever, ever want to see
That number again!!!

Earth Day

Okay, so it's a
A little early for Earth
Day, but that's fine!

Does Alien Life Exist?

Maybe they look just
Like us! Or maybe they look
Just like green boogers?

Ying Yang/My cats

One black with a white
Dot, one reversed. Different yet
They're in harmony

Kind of like my cats
Sure, Sammy might be a jerk
But he needs Snookie

Coral

It comes in many
Shapes, colors, and sizes. It
Is is so beautiful.

Feeling Tired/Snookie

My limbs feel weighed down
And I can barely shuffle
Myself to breakfast

Snookie the Wonder
Cat: Is able to wake you
During any time!

New Layout?

How do you guys like
The new layout I made? Or
Should I switch it back?

My Cat Sammy

Sitting and gazing
Out the window, I bet he
Is watching the birds

Patches of Grass

Soft patches of green
Wonderful smoothness that I
Can soundly sleep on

Blisters

Oozing sores on your
Feet or hands. They can cause you
Some serious pain

Writers Block

I really, really
Hate writers block. It is so
Annoying sometimes!!!!

What the-?

"Umpteenth" is in the
Dictionary!Indefin-
Etly many. Cool!

Just one?

One tree, across the
street, is in bloom. The others
Are all bare. What gives?

The True Meaning of Smekday

The True Meaning of
Smekday is about a girl
During invasion.


Alien invasion, that is. You can only fit so much into 17 syllables. ;)

April Fool's Day

April Fool's Day is
Cancelled this year due to a
Lack of funniness










APRIL FOOL'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD Igpay Atinlay ulesray!!!!!!!!!!!

Alliterative Haiku

Blubbery bubbles
Blown by big blue bananas
Blow in the brisk breeze

Stupid Ideas

Plastic surgery
Playing with explosives, and
Inhaling Elmer's

Gettysburg

The first day was fun
We got to see a bunch of
Really cool houses

The second day, we
Rode on horseback for two whole
Hours. It was cold!!!!!

The last day (today)
We toured a chocolate facto-
Ry, with free samples!!

How To Train Your Dragon Extra-Short Review

OMGeorge, Toothless
And Hiccup were both really
Cool to watch today!!!!!!!!!

Old Art

Sitting lonesomely
In the corner gathering
Dust, it's pitiful

Apples

The red and orange
Peel, the almost white flesh
And the small black seeds

I don't know what to call this...ideas?

Some plants have feelings
I feel like deadly nightshade
It's full of hatred


Yeah...chorus teacher letting me out late+being kind of mean+Jack and Jake being Jack and Jake+it's raining=grumpy me. *pout*

How To Train Your Dragon!!!!

Oh my gosh, it comes
Out in only four more days!!!
Oh my gosh, woo-hoo!!!

Annoying things

My little brother,
But only sometimes, and my
Cat when she wakes me.

Green and yellow

A large patch of dead
Grass covering my backyard
It's kind of ugly...

Pokemon HeartGold/STRESS!!!!!!

Yesterday's

I love Pokemon
HeartGold! My starter was To-
Todile! *smiles*

Today's

I hate school right now
Jake and two annoying girls
Who are acting dumb!

Shadows/Construction

Yesterday's

Creeping along the
Ground, they are unseen, they are
Nothing, in a word

Today's

We're getting our
Bathroom renovated. It's
A bit annoying.

Aliens

Are there other things
Out there, looking for others?
What a creepy thought...

Writing/New Moon (not the sparkly-vampire thing!!!!)

Yesterdays


My head felt like it

Was going to explode un-

Less I wrote something

Todays

This is not about
"twilight," it's about the real
thing! Get your head on!

Family Con

Sewing and cooking
Today we made chocolate chip
mush. It was yummy!

Cookies

I like dark chocolate 
Chip the best, because they turn
A bad day around

Luca at the Hospital

Don't worry, he's fine
Just some appendicitis
But he won't come home.

Today, that is. He's going to come home, just not today. I couldn't fit that in.

The Winter Olympics

Skiing, snowboarding
And a whole bunch of other
Freeze-your-butt-off stuff

The Simpsons

So much fun in such
A bright yellow. They make me
Bust a gut. So cool!

Black Holes

So much nothingness
It makes my head spin around
Such a strange concept...

The moon

A large, round cheese in
the sky, surrounded by flakes
Of lesser cheeses

Books

Whole other compact

universes wrapped in a

Soft leather binding!

Chocolate

Creamy dark chocolate
Melting in my mouth, then di-
ssolving down my throat

Piano Sammy

Sitting regally
On the very tippy top
You're funny, Sammy!

I need ideas!!!

I am pretty much
Out of ideas of things to
Write about. Please help!!!!!!


Yeah, so please comment on this haiku with ideas. Much thanks!!!!!!!

The Mythbusters

Adam and Jamie
Big, gigantic explosions
Yup, that's Mythbusters!

Geocaching!

Someone hides something
And other people find it.
It's so addicting!

Pokemon

I choose you, Growlithe!
And you too, Articuno!
We'll go all the way!

Snow Day

This is getting ri-
diculous! They are taking
Away from spring break!!!!

Sorry about missing so many!

Sorry, I lost track
Of the time, and well, I guess
I was lazy, too

I promise to write
From now on, I am very
Sorry about this

Well, at least I am
Good at writing haikus, so
This doesn't take long

The Darwin Awards

Darwin Awards are
The worst award anyone
Can get, look it up.

My dad is traveling-again!

He is going to
London this time and I get
To sleep in his bed! :D

SCUBA diving

So quiet except
For the bubbles and breathing
It's very peaceful

Silence

Only the birds chirp
As I sit on a make be-
lieve roof, eating fruit

My School

Blue, white and gold. So
Typical colors of a
School. Could be better.

So, yeah, I'm at school right now (shh! ;D), posting from the Computer Room. Thanks for reading my blog!

My cat drinking

Her tongue is a snake
Slipping quickly out of her
Mouth to drink water

iCarly

So very random
Yet strangely appealing, too
It's strange, but awesome

My Science Project

Are there other u-
niverses out there? That's what
I want to research

Happy Valentine's Day

Happy Valentine's
Day, everybody! Thank you
For following me!

Quick!!!

Quickly get one in
Before the day is over
And it is too late

Museblog

Life, the universe,
and pie-throwing pretty much
Sums up MuseBlog well

Hooray for MB

Let's hear it for the
Museiverse, where Princess M
resides. She found this!

Hi, Magnolia, this is LBK! Thanks for finding me! How'd you find this place????

Blizzard

Whirling cloud of snow
Making my vision very
Close range in and out

Even More Snow!!!!

Please let it snow a
Whole lot tonight, oh please please
Please please please please PLEASE!!!!!!!

Passport Pictures

Two hours in the
car, just to take a picture.
Is that not crazy?

Music Humanities

Queen Anne of Valley-
forgia put me on food
duty. It's okay...

Snow!!!!!!!

snowsnowsnowsnowsnow
snowsnowsnowsnowsnowsnowsnow
snowsnowsnowsnowsnow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, now that that's out of the way;

'Tis extremely deep
Almost up to my waist, it's
Perfect for snowballs

Yay! Snowstorm!

A huge snowstorm is
Bearing down on us pretty
Soon, I hope it's deep

Spring?

Snow is melting now
Exposing the squishy ground
Just right for young shoots

A Layer of Snow

It fell in the night
Only about four inches
It's still beautiful

My Day

Boring, then fun, then
More and more boring, then lunch
Not so bad after

February

This is the longest
Month of the year, at least that's
What my mother thinks

Snow/Happy Birthday

Yesterday's

Snow is falling now
The freezing temperature is
Finally allowed


Today's

Happy Birthday Ha-
Ppy Birthday Happy Birthday
To Luca, my bro'

Ice Cream

The creamy delight
Slides down my throat like a cold
Delicious slime mold

Balloons

All the colors of the
Rainbow, they float to the sky
A hopeful message

The Wii

The Wii is so cool
You can do a lot of things
Like run with a dog

Library

Books are my best friends

They can cheer me up or get

me scared; I love them

SCUBA diving!

I am going to
SCUBA dive for my awesome
Social Studies thing

Teenagers

Like, and stuff, you know?
Whatever, I still like, hate
School, it's so, like, weird

Frozen pond

The ice is so clear
It is like a window to
A place where time stops

Science

I love science class
There are never boring things
Like protazoans

Sleep

When do I sleep, huh?
My bedtime is 9 o'clock
I wake up at 6.

Hot Chocolate

Sipping it as I
Go on the computer, it
drips on the table

The evening

A bluebird perches
On the edge of a holly
Looking for dinner

A Starless Sky

She looks up, absorbed
Waiting, watching, wondering
Then, suddenly, dawn

Future Earth/Kittens

Yesterdays

What will the Earth be
Like in a million years?
Alive or stone cold?

Todays

So fuzzily soft
Sleeping in a big, warm pile
I feel so jealous

Headphones

Placing them on me
Sealing me from the rest of
The world as I blog

Forgetting/Cold Sunshine

Yesterday's

When I do something
And then watch the Tv, I
Forget the first thing

Today's

The sun is shining
But it is freezing outside
Has the world gone mad!?

School

Desks arranged in rows
The squeaking of chairs against tile
The sound of pencils

Sorry!

Sorry I forgot
This is really new to me
I"ll try to note it

My cat

Circularly is
How my cat sleeps, moving when
She gets the munchies 

This is how I feel today

bleh bleh bleh bleh bleh
ow ow ow ow ow ow ow
bleh bleh bleh bleh bleh

Sleeplessness

Dragging myself out
Of bed has become my least
Enjoyable part

Sunshine

I open my blinds

Sunshine streaming through the screen

Bouncing off my spoon

Sleeping in

Don't want to wake up
I want to stay in dreamland
Where I'm nice and safe

The Hospital

Going to a room
Waking up a while later
Spilling many tears


So, yeah, today I had surgery! 'Twas so much fun. /sarcasm

Beanbag Chair

So squishy and soft
Swallowing me in its folds
Enveloping me

Fish

Swimming round and round
Completing endless laps with
No finish line yet

So cold!

Why is there no snow?
It's cold enough, after all
So why no white stuff?

January 1st

First day of the year

A new month, year, and decade

Looming up at us