Dark Chocolate Bunny!!!

I am having the
Rest of my chocolate bunny
From Easter right now!!

Gardening

Today in Builder's
Club we weeded part of a
Not-so-large garden

Hormones

Ugh, its the one part
That tweens like me can really
Get along without

Getting Warmer--not!/Clue

We have only had
Rain for the past two days. What
Happened to springtime?


The game of Clue is
Part elimination, part
Guessing. It's so fun!

The Beginning

"I am." That was the
First thought. "Am I?" That was the
Second thought. It began...

Stinkbugs

They aren't that fast
And they're not that smart or strong
So why are they here?

Green Eggs and Ham!

I will not eat them
With a fox, I will not eat
Them in a box! I


Will not eat them here
Or there, I will not eat them
Anywhere! I will


Not eat them, Sam I
Am! I will not eat green eggs
And ham! By Dr. Seuss

Okay, I know technically that last line is 6, but bear with me here. Dr., in that haiku, is 1 syllable.

iPods

I slip the headphones
Into my ears and turn it
On, instantly calmed

I'm back!

New York was so
Fun! We went to all sorts of
Really cool places!


Since you can only fit so much in a haiku, I'll explain here. We went to the MoMA and saw a Tim Burton exhibit that was cool but disturbing, saw the Flatiron building, went to a cool bookstore, saw some neat toy soldier display, saw a merchant house, went to the Nintendo store where i got a stuffed Eevee, and FAO Shwartz. :D :D :D

Going to New York

We won't have Inter-
Net access there, so I won't
Be able to post

24

Oh my God, I don't
Ever, ever want to see
That number again!!!

Earth Day

Okay, so it's a
A little early for Earth
Day, but that's fine!

Does Alien Life Exist?

Maybe they look just
Like us! Or maybe they look
Just like green boogers?

Ying Yang/My cats

One black with a white
Dot, one reversed. Different yet
They're in harmony

Kind of like my cats
Sure, Sammy might be a jerk
But he needs Snookie

Coral

It comes in many
Shapes, colors, and sizes. It
Is is so beautiful.

Feeling Tired/Snookie

My limbs feel weighed down
And I can barely shuffle
Myself to breakfast

Snookie the Wonder
Cat: Is able to wake you
During any time!

New Layout?

How do you guys like
The new layout I made? Or
Should I switch it back?

My Cat Sammy

Sitting and gazing
Out the window, I bet he
Is watching the birds

Patches of Grass

Soft patches of green
Wonderful smoothness that I
Can soundly sleep on

Blisters

Oozing sores on your
Feet or hands. They can cause you
Some serious pain

Writers Block

I really, really
Hate writers block. It is so
Annoying sometimes!!!!

What the-?

"Umpteenth" is in the
Dictionary!Indefin-
Etly many. Cool!

Just one?

One tree, across the
street, is in bloom. The others
Are all bare. What gives?

The True Meaning of Smekday

The True Meaning of
Smekday is about a girl
During invasion.


Alien invasion, that is. You can only fit so much into 17 syllables. ;)

April Fool's Day

April Fool's Day is
Cancelled this year due to a
Lack of funniness










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